sashayed:

You guys. You guyyyyyyys!! I have some writing up on the Hairpin! You should definitely please go learn When To Touch A Painting. 

Only mildly annoyed re: being edited out of this anecdote.

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   “But have you ever touched an outdoor plaster wall while gazing at a beautiful sunset that is somehow made of the...

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3. pamplemoussi said: Jesus. I love your writing here, and now I love it on the hairpin. Can you write some more please?
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   I don’t think Rave’s ever written something that didn’t make me either: a) come perilously close to peeing myself with...

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    I can’t believe there are actually twits commenting on this negatively, like your pot-addled brain didn’t know you were...

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14. assuringlynerdy said: i love how people in the comments are like NO GUYS SERIOUSLY DON’T TOUCH PAINTINGS!!!!! because clearly you were……endorsing it?
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    oh my god this is a joyous day

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17. doctordisaster said: That was great!
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19. sashayed reblogged this from thenotes and added:

    Don’t look at me, man, that’s all on Miss Edith. also. THANK YOU.

20. thenotes reblogged this from sashayed and added:

    Only mildly annoyed re: being edited out of this anecdote.

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22. hatethefuture said: lol ‘jackson’
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    The security guard went back to her post. I don’t know why. At this point it was clear that we weregoing to touch the...

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25. cloudsinmyeyes said: shut up, I love The Hairpin! Congrats!!
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